"So David, how's about a little update on how things are going between you and your new puppy?"-Editor/Mom
Puppy? You mean Waya? She's not a puppy, she's a piranha! Have you seen the fangs on her? She's not afraid to use them, either.
"So, apparently you've forgotten what you were like when you were four months old. We couldn't even let you near Jazzy, because all you wanted to do was jump on her and bite her. She wanted nothing to do with you."-Editor/Mom
I don't remember that. And hey, I like it when we get to run and wrestle together. Nobody likes a good Smackdown more than me, but boy oh boy, do those teeth hurt when she chews on my head. I figured out the best way to stop her, though. I just grab one of her legs and hold on 'til she lets go. Then I start running so she can't catch me.
It's fun when we have toys or sticks to play with, except that she always wants the one I have. We're learning to share, but it's better when we each have our own to run with.
"So, all in all, it sounds like things are going well. We're glad that you two are getting along, and that we're able to leave you alone outside together, even if it's only for short periods at a time."-Editor/Mom
Yeah, it's fun taking turns knocking each other down. I just wish she'd learn what it means when I say "Uncle", and let me go. And have you noticed that she's getting bigger? Just look at the difference in the first four pictures from the beginning of the week, and these last ones from today. She's almost as big as me. She's getting faster, too. I've really gotta turn on the turbo to stay ahead of her now.
The most important question of all is: When are her puppy teeth going to fall out?
"Not soon enough, David. Not soon enough."-Editor/Mom