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DAVE'S BIRTHDAY INTERVIEW

"It's hard to believe another year has gone by already. It sure doesn't seem that long ago we sat down for our last Official Birthday Interview, but it's definitely time to catch up with our Boy to see if any of his views and insights have changed. Here he comes now, so let's get started."-Editor/Mom

"You're a hard little man to catch up with, David. It hasn't been easy scheduling this interview."-Editor/Mom
Well, we could've done it last week, but I thought it important to look my best. After all, you're supposed to dress up and look professional when you go out on an interview, and I couldn't get an appointment at the Salon 'til last Saturday. 
"I didn't realize you cared that much about your appearance David, but I have to say, you are looking quite dashing today."-Editor/Mom
Why, thank you. Like you said, it's been a whole year since my last Interview. A lot has happened, and I've grown up a lot, but I have to tell you that getting groomed isn't one of my favorite things to do, and I don't think I'll ever like it no matter how old I get. In fact, I don't know anyone who likes it, but our humans think it's important and sometimes you gotta do stuff you don't really want to.
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, us humans must also do things we'd rather not. I have, however been looking forward to our Interview, so let's get to it. You remember how this works, right?"-Editor/Mom
Yup, you ask and I answer. Fire away. And when you're done, I have a question for you.

Q: Okay, fair enough. So, now that you're three whole years old, how does it feel to be a big boy, and not Baby David anymore?
A: Feels pretty good. I mean being an adult is a lot of responsibility, but it's nice to be taken seriously. 

Q: You mentioned that a lot has happened in the last year. Which events stand out in your mind? 
A: Well, I probably oughta talk about how we all elected a new President, cause I know that's important, but I've gotta be honest, it really doesn't make much difference to me. I was born here, I already have health insurance and my job at Free Dog is pretty secure, so I don't think any of his new policies will have much affect on me directly.

Q: So what are the things that you feel have had the greatest impact on you?
A: Losing Jazzy. That was sad, and really hard on all of us. It was weird being the only dog in the house. And then we got Waya. She's totally different than Jazzy was, so that's been hard getting used to. 

Q: Sounds like a big shake-up in the family dynamics. How're things going now?
A: It's going okay. We still miss Jazzy a lot, but it's better now that Waya's getting older. And talk about growing up? I went from being a little brother to being a big brother practically overnight. I just wish she respected me a little bit more, but we're working on it.

Q: What makes you think she doesn't respect you?
A: Well, she takes all my stuff, kills my favorite toys, and is always biting my ears. The worst thing is she gets really mad whenever I want to hang out with Auntie Jen. It's like she can do whatever she wants, but I can't have any fun, and she doesn't care at all that I was here first.

Q: Well, if I recall correctly, you weren't a perfect puppy, and since you've grown up quite a bit in your three years, she'll probably come around, too. Don't you think you should give her a break?
A: When you put it that way, I guess it would be the adult thing to do. Like I said, so much more responsibility.

Q: Well it looks like things are headed in the right direction there. I hear your family has made a substantial recreational investment. How do you feel about that?
A: A What?  

Q: Your new boat?
A: Oh, right, our boat! I love the boat. We all do. Actually, it's our second boat. We got the first one on the way home from vacation last year, and named it "The Nood" after Jazzy. But since we all decided it wasn't really big enough after all, Mom and Auntie Jen got us a bigger one. It rides a lot smoother, and can fit all of us. We go out for rides on lakes every chance we get. I'm learning to be a First Mate, and am hoping to someday be a Captain.

Q: Well, that sounds like a lot of fun. Which leads me to my next question: What was the most fun thing you did last year?
A: Hmmmmm, that's hard to answer, cause I have a lot of fun. Maybe going out on the sailboat ride on the tall ship in Maine. That was really fun. I hope we get to go this year, too.

Q: How about the worst thing that happened last year? Other than losing Jazzy.
A: That's easy, getting scared by the horse and buggy in Amish country. I really lost my cool. At the time I couldn't help it, but looking back, it was pretty embarrassing, especially in front of all those people and Auntie Jen.

Q: Just a few quick questions to wrap up today. Your greatest accomplishment?
A: Learning to play Frisbee.

Q: Your favorite day of the week, and why?
A: Saturday, cause we're all together and sometimes get to do fun things.

Q: Do you have a nickname?
A: Yup, everybody calls me "Schmavid".

Q: That's interesting. What does it mean?
A: No idea, but I kinda like it.

"Okay then, that's all I have for this year's Birthday Interview. You said you had a question to ask me?"-Editor/Mom

Yup, I'm having a hard time deciding which picture I should use as my Official Birthday Interview photo. The first one really shows off my new haircut and bow tie, but I think the second one with the glasses makes me look older, more like an adult. What do you think?
"Hmmmm, they're both good photos, I can see your dilemma. I say we use them both."-Editor/Mom
 

Capital idea. Thanks so much for your help, and for having me in for this Interview. It's been a lot of fun, even though there weren't any refreshments. Maybe next year we could have some cookies.